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04-01-2008, 07:58 PM
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Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work OutBarbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 DiscoBarbie for $19.95 Ballerina Barbie for $19.95 Astronaut Barbie for $19.95 Skater Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: "It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's testicles.
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11-20-2008, 02:34 PM
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ha ha. That's funny.
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