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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back at her and once again replied, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F means
'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duhhh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'

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