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The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies."
He asked how many of the congregation has forgiven their enemies.
About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.
Now about 80 percent held up their hands. He then
Repeated his question. All responded, except one
Elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your
Enemies?"

"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual.
How old are you?"
"Ninety-three." she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell
The congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said,
"I outlived those bitches."

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*YES! I AM TOOTHY TILE.*