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Old 04-01-2007, 09:13 PM   #1
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Default The Priest And The Nun

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He
stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
crossed
her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The
priest had
a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and
immediately
said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself
to
remove his hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129? Once again the
priest
apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the
convent,
the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On
his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and
looked
up Psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:56 PM   #2
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lol, funny!!!
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Old 05-25-2008, 03:14 AM   #4
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That's really funny.
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