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Hollywood Journalist
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> A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager were walking to
lunch > when they found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a Genie came out in > a > puff of smoke. The Genie said, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll > give each of you just one. > > "Me first! Me first!" said the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, > driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She was gone. > > In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" said the sales rep. "I want to be in > Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply > of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He was gone. > > "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager said, "I want > those two back in the office after lunch." > > Moral of the story: > Always let your boss have the first say.
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