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Old 04-01-2007, 09:15 PM   #1
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Default Always let your boss have the first say

> A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager were walking to
lunch
> when they found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a Genie came
out
in
> a
> puff of smoke. The Genie said, "I usually only grant three wishes, so
I'll
> give each of you just one.
>
> "Me first! Me first!" said the admin clerk. "I want to be in the
Bahamas,
> driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She was
gone.
>
> In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" said the sales rep. "I want to
be in
> Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless
supply
> of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He was gone.
>
> "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager said, "I
want
> those two back in the office after lunch."
>
> Moral of the story:
> Always let your boss have the first say.
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