sanboob

> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the
> top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy.
"Well,
> why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're
> packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
that
> it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of
the
> tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second
> branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at
the
> top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the
> turkey out of the tree.
>
> Moral of the story:
> Bullshit might get you to the top, but! it won' t keep you there.

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