sanboob

> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the
bird
> froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
there, a
> cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there
in
> the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it
> was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
> happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
> singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered
> the bird
> under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
>
> Morals of the story:
> 1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
> 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
> 3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
shut.

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