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04-06-2007, 10:54 AM
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Hollywood Journalist
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too."
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04-06-2007, 12:38 PM
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Hollywood Celebrity
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: CA
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LOL thats a good one
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