EmmaJayne_for_GerardWay

A woman ahs gone into labour..she si in soo much pain the doctor says:

Dr: We have a new tablet which the lady an take and it will make the father take quarter of the pain away and he will feel it.

*lady takes a tablet*

Dr: now you should feel some pain sir..

Man: No i dont feel anything...

*woman screams in pain*

Dr: here take another one

*she takes another pill*

Dr: now you should feel half the pain....


Man: No still no pain...


*more screaming from woman*

Dr: here take another..

*pill time...*


Dr: u should fell 3 quarters of the pain now...

Man: nope none at all...are you sure this tablet actually works seeming as it isnt wokring for us....


Dr: yes i am bloody surre i tried with my wife when she went into labour...and it worked!!!

*screams again*


Dr: okay okay take this last pill then the father should fell all of the pain now...

*takes pill...i think she is addicted to these btw*

Man: no o dont feel any of this so called bloddy pain!!!



An hour later the baby is born.......



*next day*


the man and the woman go home with the baby....they find the postman dead on the doorstop with a piece of paper saying ''tell your husband or i will....''


oops!

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