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Old 04-01-2008, 10:41 PM   #1
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Default Never Lie To A Woman

A man called home to his wife and said,
"Honey I have been asked to go fishing up
in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity
for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting,
so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week
and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving
From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up and Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the
good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good The wife welcomed him home
and asked if he caught many fish
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill,
and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my
new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"


The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..."

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:38 AM   #2
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Yep I had a good laugh with this one ROTFL!!
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:03 AM   #3
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HAHAHA very nice man really you make me laugh. Keep it up. You really work hard just for our smile. God bless you.
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Haha!! !
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